Thor The God of Thunder

Hey, you’re my brother.
And this might sound crazy.
But I really miss you.
So join my army maybe?

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I have my own army of koalas, but thank you for your offer. Everyone else may join your ranks though!

-Thor

This will be forever known as The Great Glomp War of May, 2012.

We honour those who lost their lives in this terrible war.
I’d like to call for a moment of silence to those who sacrificed their lives…
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To all those who fought valiantly, we award you with honorary medals.
*puts medal around neck of every soldier*
You fought for your leaders strongly.
Thank you all.
We are terribly sorry.

Thooooorrrrrrr- *glomp* It begins.

wrathfulgemini-deactivated20130

Hugs back. Aww I LOVE YOU TOO.

-Sincerely Thor

Excuse me while I prepare for my upcoming doom…

An amy of tiny little baby koalas. Not much of a chance to beat your brother's army, but he might give pause to his big brother commanding an army of small marsupials. I'm heading out for the evening (dancing time! I'll request some deadmaus for you) and when I get back i'll see how you are. Take care, sweetheart!-Meg

cupcakeforger

Alright! Tell them the request is from Thor! ;)

Loki may be a bit surprised by my army of koalas. Okay, very surprised. Who knows? They could suddenly be hulk-koalas. Then he would have second thoughts…

~~butI’msurethefangirlarmywouldbeatupmykoalasforhim~~

Aww, is the little God of Thunder angry? Oh, I am sooo terrified. Really Thor, you just fall for everything!! I am the god of mischief. I lie.

Anonymous

-Sincerely Thor

Yes, brother! Cower beneath the might of my new army!! Your army of baby koalas doesn't stand a chance!

Anonymous

Come at me, bro.

-Sincerely Thor

16 followers. Hmm. My army is puny compared to that of my brother’s.

I see how it it.