I already have.
Oh, you are a humorous being.
Would my army like to help out as well? Go glomp my brother for me and you shall be rewarded on this fine Thorsday afternoon.
It has been too long since I have gotten my brother back for his mischief. So I need YOUR help! Come to help me!
We shall fill his ask box with the thing he hates the most!
You see, my brother despises being “glomped”. It is a form of hugging, combined with the action of tackling, or pushing to the ground. In other words, it is a very meaningful hug. And he absolutely hates them. With your help, we can hug him with the strength of an army!
Okay, here we go.
1. My name is Thor Odinson.
2. I live in Asgard.
3. My brother is Loki Laufeyson, and I love him very much.
4. I was on the Avengers team, and quite enjoyed meeting new friends.
5. I’m the God of Thunder, of course.
6. I’m a Brony.
7. I’m loud and annoying at times. Those times being every single second for Loki.
8. I have a thing for koalas, poptarts, deadmau5, and people smiling.
9. I do not like the word “snack” that the Midgardians seem to use quite often.
10. I once dressed as a female bride to a Frost Giant (with my brother) because they stole Mjolnir from me. I regret it. Most greatly.
Now I shall go to ten other spaces on the Portal Realm of Internet and spread the word!
WHAT CREATURE ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU INSIST ON YELLING AT ME!? BE GONE WITH YOU, STRANGE CONTRAPTION!